HAVE YALL TAKEN THE TIME TO APPRECIATE THE AMAZING DUGONG,
THE ONLY OTHER NONEXTINCT ANIMAL IN THE SIRENIA AKA SEA COW FAMILY BESIDES MANATEE ?
it is like a smaller smoother manatee…
but with a DOLPHIN TAIL,
and a SPACESHIP VACUUM MOUTH
Jake’s mom is a total badass
ABC, CNN, Fox News, CBS…
dear anti-feminists: please eat ur weight in bees
not bees!! we need those!! eat ur weight in wasps n yellow jackets and mosquitos I hate those fuckers
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s
Amazing Face-Paintings Transform Models Into The 2D Works Of Famous Artists
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Parks and Recreation Season 6 Bloopers [x]
My Quetzalcóatl don’t want none unless you got buns.
~SO SICK OF PUNKBROS WHO JUST USE SHOWS AS AN EXCUSE TO PARTY AND BOTHER WOMYN AND GET DRUNK
~SO SICK OF PUNKBROS WHO THINK PUNK IS ONLY ABOUT DESTRUCTION AND RULE BREAKING
~SO SICK OF PUNKBROS WHO GET “OFFENDED” WHEN THEIR PRIVILEGE IS BROUGHT UP
~SO SICK OF PUNKBROS WHO USE PUNK AS A GUISE FOR THEIR INSUFFERABLE ATTITUDES
~SO SICK OF PUNKBROS WHO THINK I OWE ANYTHING TO THEM
~SO SICK OF PUNKBROS WHO THINK THEY’RE ANY DIFFERENT THAN THE FRATBROS THEY MAKE FUN OF
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION